中文字幕：北极熊
1887年，阿格拉（印度北部城市）
英国正式统治印度29年
白痴! Idiot.
喂，他们要你去监狱长的办公室
啊，卡里姆先生 Ah, Mr. karim.
我想跟你说说地毯 I wanted to speak to you about the carpets
我们把地毯送到英国展览了 we sent to the British exhibition.
出问题了，大人？ There is a problem, sir?
没有！这些地毯很受欢迎！ No, no! The carpets went down very well.
事实上总督收到了一封 In fact, the governor general has received a letter
来自英国王室的私人感谢信 from the royal household thanking him personally.
因为展览很成功，嗯，总督决定献上 It's all been such a success, he has, uh, decided to present
mohur（印度金币，当时价值15卢比）作为女王继位50年庆典的一部分 the queen with a mohur as part of the jubilee.
mohur，大人？ A mohur, sir?
对，mohur，很显然，就是一种纪念币啦 A mohur. Apparently, some sort of ceremonial coin.
我被要求找一个高个子来献上这个mohur I have been asked to find someone tall to present it.
而你就是那个人 You're the tallest person here.
女王什么时候到这，大人？ When will she be arriving, sir?
不是在阿格拉（印度北部一城市），是在英格兰 Not in agra. In england.
你要去英格兰跑一趟了 You will travel to england
作为官方代表献上mohur and present the mohur at an official function.
就象侍从武官之类的 Like an equerry.
--要骑马吗？ --哦，我觉得那不会有马的 -On a horse? -Oh, I... I don't think there'll be a horse.
武官不总是骑着马的吗，泰勒大人？ --An equerry always has a horse, Mr. Tyler, sir.
好吧，也许不是侍从武官吧 Well, maybe not like an equerry exactly.
--早上好 --啊，早上好 -Morning. -Ah, morning.
这是比格少校 This is major bigge,
温莎王室的特别御前侍从官 extra groom-in-waiting to the royal household windsor,
他会负责你整个行程 who will be in charge of your journey.
这是阿卜杜勒 -This is Abdul. 个挺高啊 -Top hole.
这是默罕默德 And this is Mohammed,
会一起进献mohur who will also be presenting the mohur.
他很矮呀 He's very short.
我不得不在最后一刻把他换了 We had to swap him at the last moment.
因为那个个子高的蠢货从大象上摔下来了 The tall chap had an accident with an elephant.
早上好，陛下 Good morning, your majesty.
At the head
张伯伦大人和私人秘书 is the lord Chamberlain and the private secretary,
私人副秘书，宫女 the deputy private secretary, the ladies-in-waiting,
高级侍从，初级侍从 the upper servants, the lower-upper servants.
然后是王室成员 Then the members of the household.
一，首席侍寝官 One-- the head of the bedchamber.
二，首席私人幕僚长 Two-- the personal head of staff.
三，首席管家 Three-- the Butler-in-chief,
也就管理管家们的大管家啦， who is in charge of the household Butler, the kitchen
勤杂工，厨师长，首席侍从官 factotum, the head chef, the head of waiting staff,
普通侍从，温莎餐桌女仆 the ordinary waiting staff, windsor, the table maids,
到你了，有问题没？ then you. Any questions?
额。谁来进献mohur，大人？ Uh-huh. Who will have the mohur, sir?
我现在还不清楚。 I'm not exactly sure as yet.
也许你们都需要个垫子放mohur I suspect you'll both carry it on a cushion.
我们都要用垫子？ Do we both get a cushion?
我真的不太清楚 I really don't know.
良好服务的关键在于 The key to good service is standing still
肃立和后退 and moving backwards.
最重要的，你绝不能直视女王 The most important thing is you must not look at her.
真是个混蛋
你知不知道 Have you any idea
英格兰有多冷？我们会冻死在那 how cold it is in england? We're gonna die there.
你为毛会同意去英格兰？ Why did you agree to come?
因为那个高个的白痴从大象上摔下来了 The tall one fell off an elephant.
我别无选择 I wasn't given a choice.
靠！跑5000英里去给整个印度次大陆 Ugh! 5,000 miles to present a bloody medal
的压迫者送个该死的钢镚儿！ to the oppressor of the entire Indian subcontinent.
你不懂这对我来说是多大的荣耀 You don't realize what a great honor this is for us.
你吃过英国的东西没？ Have you ever tasted English food?
他们吃猪血！ 他们不吃猪血！ -They eat pig's blood. -They do not eat pig's blood.
我跟你说，他们在香肠里放猪血 I'm telling you, they put pig's blood in the sausages
还有羊脑 and brains of sheep.
额。 - Ugh.
好野蛮的地方 Place is completely barbaric.
打发点儿吧 Give me some money?
求你了，大人 Please, sir?
文明！ 求你了，大人 -Civilization! -Please, sir.
给个铜板吧 Give us a farthing.
给个铜板吧，大人 Give us a farthing, sir.
抬手 Arms.
我们从大英博物馆的 We copied them from some drawings
--一些画里抄来的。 --好极了！ -in the British museum. -Splendid!
你知道腰带不是传统的吗，大人？ You do know a sash is not traditional, sir?
这些印度图案看上去...可不怎么印度 The Indian drawings didn't look very... Indian,
所以我们做了些创新 so we made some innovations.
最重要的是要看上去... The important thing is to look...
--象那么回事儿. --貌似他们对我们不错. -Authentic. -Looks jolly good to me.
50周年庆典（1887年是维多利亚女王继位50周年） Jubilee celebrations.
9:00-- 在伦敦用早餐. 9:00-- breakfast in London.
9：45--哨兵换岗 Quarter to 10:00-- changing of the guard.
11：00--会晤瑞典大使 11:00-- meeting with the Swedish ambassador.
12：00--午宴，参加者有 瑞典和挪威国王奥斯卡二世 12:00-- luncheon with Oscar ii, king of Sweden and Norway;
挪威大使，挪威郡南方事务 the Norwegian ambassador; The chief undersecretary of state
首席副国务秘书 for the Southern Norwegian provinces;
挪威郡北方事务 the junior undersecretary of state for
初级副国务秘书 the northern Norwegian provinces.
2:00--
仪式在大厅结束 ceremonial drive down the mall.
2点30分 Half past 2:00--
海德公园为30000名儿童举行的茶会 tea party at Hyde park for 30,000 children.
4点30 Half past 4:00--
王室乘皇家火车回温莎 household departs on the royal train for windsor.
6：30分，在大厅用晚餐 Half past 6:00-- dinner in the great hall.
来吧，你们俩！利索点！ Come on, men! Chop-chop!
然后会有个 And the ceremonial presentation
进献mohur的仪式 of a mohur.
印度人到了，大人 The hindus, sir.
但他们的身高不对呀！ But they're completely different sizes.
出了点意外，大人，是大象 There was an incident, sir, with an elephant.
嗯。 女王陛下到达的时候 Hmm. The queen arrives.
会响起军号 Fanfares,
从礼仪入口进入 ceremonial entrance.
王室随员会自己走到餐桌前 The royal entourage make their way to the table
象这样就坐 to be seated thus.
女王陛下 Her majesty.
亨利-庞森比爵士， 私人秘书。 Sir Henry ponsonby, private secretary.
印度事务国务秘书 The secretary of state for India.
俄国皇帝，瑞德医生，丘吉尔夫人 The emperor of Russia, Dr. Reid, lady Churchill,
菲普斯小姐，等等..等等， miss phipps, et cetera, et cetera. Grace.
圣日耳曼肉汁浓汤搭配玛德琳土豆蛋糕 Soup-- potage Saint-germain with purée de Madeleine.
鱼类菜品是鳕鱼配牡蛎 Fish course-- morue aux huîtres.
乐队 Fanfare.
奏乐！--摄政时期风味肉丸，酱汁，等等等等。。 Entrée-- quenelle with regency sauce, et cetera, et cetera.
甜点--菠菜面包 Dessert-- pain d'épinards,
馅饼？瑞士的，还有泡芙 tartelettes ?la suisse, profiteroles.
永远的泡芙 Always profiteroles.
你要从西北服务入口进来 You will come from the northwest service entrance.
2人一起 Process together.
然后你们站在这 And you will stand here.
不，再退一点 No. A little bit...
就这样 That's it.
象这样呈上托盘 Presenting the tray thus.
托盘？ Tray?
我还以为要用垫子 But I thought it was a cushion.
--你要用托盘呈上... --不好意思 - You will present the tray... - Excuse me?
我也要拿个托盘吗？ Do I get a tray?
不，我们只有一个托盘 No, we've only got one tray.
啊-哦，那我该咋整？ Uh-oh. So what do I do?
你只要即兴发挥一下就行了 You'll just have to improvise.
不管怎样，你一定不能直视女王陛下 Whatever you do, you must not look at her majesty.
你要再次鞠躬 You will bow again.
然后往后退 Then moving backwards,
你要向左转身，你的头要这样 you will turn to your left, you will lead thus,
然后仪式在大厅 and you will process
结束，接着会有比格先生 down the hall to be met by Mr. bigge,
把你们带到北墙 who will walk you to the north wall,
你们要站在那直到用餐结束 where you will stand till the end of the meal.
应该不用我再给你走一遍了吧？ Would you like me to run through that again?
约克先生，她正在前往帕丁顿! Mr. yorke, she's heading to Paddington!
所有人都出去！ Everybody out!
你们俩--下去，快！ You two-- stairs, now!
我的耶稣上帝，肉丸...在哪？ - Jesus Christ, where are the... Quenelles? -
喂，你们俩-- oi, you two--
出去！ out of it!
她在车站了，大人！ She's at the station, sir!
我的耶稣上帝，她就到...车站了？ - Jesus h. Christ, she's at the... station? -
拜托！在我跟你说的地方好好呆着！ for god's sake, just wait where you were told.
开门 Open the doors.
开门！开门！ Open the doors! Open the doors!
开门！ Open the doors!
--这真是太美了！ --很美！ -Really it's beautiful. -Beautiful.
她到了 She's here.
上汤 Soup.
上汤！ Soup!
上汤！上汤！ Soup! Soup!
上...汤！ Soup...!
上汤！ Soup!
哎哟，谢天谢地！ Oh, thank heavens.
汤，陛下 Soup, your majesty.
哦，怎么，你全拿走？ Oh. What, are you taking it all?
我还... I'm still...
我还没吃完呢 I haven't finished yet.
我-我觉得你得快点吃 I-I'm afraid you have to be quick.
你一吃完他们就会尽快收走的 They take it off you as soon as she's done.
一号下，六号上 One down, six to go.
鳕鱼和生蚝，还有肉丸 morue aux hu?tres. and then the quenelle.
是，大人，鳕鱼和生蚝 Yes, sir. The morue aux hu?tres.
--还有接下来是肉丸 --这简直太荒唐了 -and then the quenelle. -This is bloody ridiculous.
坐了2个月的船，连个托盘也不给我？ Two months in a boat, and I haven't even got a tray?
是的，很明显，您得嚼32次 Yes. Apparently, you have to chew it 32 times.
哦 Oh.
我拿到mohur了 I have the mohur.
就是这玩意儿？ Is that it?
陛下 Your majesty?
陛下？ Your majesty?
这个，嗯...泡芙 The, uh... the profiteroles.
就这玩意儿？ Is that it?
泡芙吃完了 Profiteroles have gone.
先生们，记住过程，转身，鞠躬，呈上 Gentlemen, process, turn, bow, present,
还有绝对不能有眼神的接触 and absolutely no eye contact whatsoever.
来自印度帝国的礼物 A gift from the Indian empire.
一枚mohur，陛下 A mohur, your majesty.
一枚什么？ A what?
一枚莫卧儿金币，陛下 A mughal coin, your majesty,
为了向您为次大陆做出的贡献表达敬意 in honor of your service to the, uh, subcontinent.
完事儿了吗？ Have we finished?
额，我们还有咖啡呢，陛下 Uh, we still have coffee, uh, your majesty.
眼睛！ Eyes!
早上好，陛下 Good morning, your majesty.
同比利时公主共进早餐 Breakfast with the royal princes of Belgium.
11：00--接见迪拜苏丹 11:00-- an audience with the sultan of Dubai
接见时苏丹将会向陛下进献 where her majesty will be presented
名为ooojay的钻石 with the diamond of ooojay.
在花园招待会陛下会 Garden party where her majesty will receive
再次接见瑞典和挪威国王奥斯卡2世 Oscar ii, king of Sweden and Norway, again
和liliuokalani女王 and queen liliuokalani.
她到底是谁？ Who on earth is she?
一个君主，统治夏威夷王国 A monarch and, uh, sole queen regnant
唯一的女王，陛下 of the kingdom of Hawaii, your majesty.
啊，她用尤克里里为您创作了一首歌曲 Uh, she has composed a song for you on the ukulele.
嗯，但是我们设法把表演取消了 Uh, but we have managed to put her off.
然后您在7点在国宴厅举行的宴会上 Then you will eat with the prime minister,
与首相共同进餐 and at 7:00 the banquet in the state dining room.
您做运动了吗，陛下？ And your movements, your majesty?
没啥好说的，瑞德医生 Nothing to speak of, Dr. Reid.
这些天一点运动都没有吗？ Not even during the day?
我们上个星期六晚上运动了 We last moved on Sunday evening.
我恐怕庆典上的食物 I fear the celebratory dinners
对您的健康会产生不良影响，陛下 are taking their toll, your majesty.
我能建议您搭配着吃点benger（一种婴儿老人和病人专用食品）吗？ Might I suggest some benger's mixture?
我拒绝吃，我又不是宝宝 I refuse to eat benger's. It's baby food.
但是让您的肠道接受点粗粮 But it is imperative, your majesty,
是很有必要的，陛下 that the royal colon receives a little roughage.
还有事儿没？ Anything else?
嗯，那么，您对mohur Um, now, was your majesty pleased
--感到满意吗，陛下？ --啥？ -with the mohur? -What?
mohur，就是那个纪念金币 With the mohur, the ceremonial coin.
啊，那两个印度人进献的 Uh, presented by the two Indian servants.
我觉得那高个子挺帅的 I thought the tall one was terribly handsome.
停下！ Stop!
计划稍微改一下 Slight change of plan.
你绝不能跟任何宾客交谈 You must not talk to any of the guests.
只要点头和鞠躬 Nod or bow,
除了服务人员以外 but please do not interact with anybody
请不要跟任何人交流 other than the serving staff.
女王就座的时候我会过来 I will come to you when the queen is seated,
然后由你 and you will present
在需要的时候呈上皇家布丁 the royal pudding, as requested.
额，不好意思，大人 Uh, excuse me, sir,
这是什么？ but what is it?
是果冻 That is a jelly.
用水果汁做的 A pudding made from the liquor of fruit.
他们是怎么做得这么柔软有形的？ How do they get it so stiff?
明胶，牛骨头的副产品 Gelatin, a by-product of cow bone.
在印度又发生了饥荒 There's another famine in India.
我恐怕爱尔兰的麻烦更多 More trouble in Ireland,I'm afraid.
苏伊士是个噩梦，还有我恐怕 Suez is a perennial nightmare, and I'm afraid
布尔人（英国殖民地南非的白人种族，不满英国统治） 又要开始搞事情了 the boers are at it again.
就没有点好消息么，首相？ Is there any good news, prime minister?
额，这个，我们已经决定 Uh, well, we've decided
吞并祖鲁（南非地名，旧时为祖鲁王国），陛下 to annex zululand, your majesty.
有什么用？ Whatever for?
如果有可能的话，我们真的必须 We really have to box in the boers
--把布尔人包围起来 --喔，你可以的，首相 -if we possibly can, -oh, prime minister, you really are
--陛...陛下 --非常令人沮丧 -your ma...your majesty. -Terribly depressing.
是啊 Yes.
喔，三明治，嗯 Ah, sandwiches. Mmm.
好极了 Splendid.
-哦，太棒了 -那个太棒了 -Oh, wonderful. -Oh, that's wonderful.
哦 Oh.
好极了 Splendid.
果冻，陛下 Jelly, your majesty.
我突然觉得神清气爽了 I suddenly feel a great deal better.
你TM到底 What the hell
在想什么呢？！ were you thinking?!
你说的，大人，"呈上果冻" You said, "present the jelly, " sir.
但我没说要你亲吻印度女皇的脚！ I didn't say kiss the feet of the empress of India!
我...我觉得这会让陛下高兴的 I-i thought it would cheer her up.
让她高兴？ Cheer her up?
他们会把我送上军事法庭的 They'll have me court-martialed.
这TM究竟是怎么回事？ What on earth is going on?
女王陛下要求 Her majesty has requested
卡里姆先生和巴卡什先生 Mr. karim and Mr. baksh...
在周年庆典结束前 Be her personal footmen
为她的贴身侍从 for the rest of the jubilee.
啊，先生们 Ah, gentlemen.
哦，你在门边候着 Uh, you can wait here by the door.
女王陛下想要你在那站着 Her majesty wants you to stand in here,
书桌旁边 by the writing desk.
继续 Go on.
谢谢 Thank you.
你可以退下了 You may go.
哦，是，为臣告退，陛下 Oh, thank you, uh, your majesty.
不用担心 Don't worry.
我不会吃了你的 I'm not going to eat you.
瑞德医生 "Dr. Reid...
一场很 "A very...
好的 "Successful...
运动 "Movement...
在早上 "At 8:00...
8点 This morning."
他们在里面搞什么？ What the hell is going on in there?
谢谢，你叫... Thank you, Mr....
阿卜杜勒 Abdul.
阿卜杜勒-卡里姆 Abdul karim.
我一直在写 I am always writing.
在印度，我 I-in India, I'm writing
从早写到晚，每天如此 a-all day, every day.
这么说，你在印度，不是仆人？ So, in India, you are not a servant?
不，在印度，我在一本很大的书上写字 No. In India, I'm writing in my very big book.
你在写书？ You're writing a book?
是的，我写每个人的名字 Yes. I'm writing every name,
他们是谁，他们都干了什么 who they are, what they have done.
我的生活就是这样 This is my life.
每天，写字 Every day, I'm writing,
从早到晚 from morning to night.
--那是一部小说吗？ --不是 -And is this fiction? -No.
那是些很真实的东西 It is the very truth.
我不明白 I don't understand.
如果你是个作者，为什么你会来这 If you are an author, why are you here,
呃，向我进献什么m uh, presenting me with the m...Uh, with the m...
Mo-mohur.
能谦卑地为女王陛下服务是我莫大的荣幸 It is my humble privilege to serve her majesty.
我其实是那个帮您挑选地毯的人 I was the one who chose your carpets.
地毯？ Carpets?
是的，总督让泰勒大人选 Yes. The viceroy asked Mr. Tyler, sir,
但其实是我选的 but actually, it was me.
你得有很好的眼光 Y-you have to have a very good eye
才能挑出好地毯 for the carpets.
嗯，比如说，这就是块很不错的地毯 Uh, like... this is a very nice one, for example.
编织非常非常紧密 Very, very tight knots.
地毯的艺术，嗯，是由 The art of carpets, uh, came to India
阿克巴大帝（印度莫卧儿王朝皇帝） 从波斯带回印度的 from persia with the great emperor akbar.
编织地毯的手艺 The s-skill of a carpet
就是把各种不同的线串一起 is to bring all the different kinds of threads together
织出我们都能站在上面的东西 and weave something we can all stand on.
你似乎对地毯很在行啊 You seem to know a great deal about it.
我的家族曾经是地毯工匠 My family were carpet makers,
但现在我在书上写字 but now I write in the book.
生活就象地毯 Life is like a carpet.
我们来来往往，织出图案 We weave in and out to make a pattern.
那真是非常美好的画面 That is a very beautiful image.
看 Look.
这是自由之鸟 Here is the bird of freedom
设计的时候总是会有它 caught forever in the design.
这么说，在印度，你是个诗人？ So, in India, you are a poet?
不 No.
在印度，我只是给囚犯分类 In India, I make a ledger of the prisoners.
我们其实都是囚犯，卡里姆先生 We are all prisoners, Mr. karim.
很显然，他是个诗人 Apparently, he's a poet.
这些人是剥削者 These people are the exploiters
剥削着1/4的人类 of a quarter of all of mankind.
你真的觉得他们会给你喝彩吗，啊？ Do you really think they give a hoot about us, huh?
照这样下去我们会被冻死的 We'll bloody well freeze to death at this rate.
扔掉你那些美好的幻想 Cut all the nicey-nicey crap,
让我们赶紧离开这鬼地方吧 and let's get the hell out of here.
怎样? Agreed?
我答应你 I promise.
晚安 Good night.
你TM能停下么？ Will you stop doing that?
你注意到没... You realize...
这已经是连续3天这样了 This is the third day in a row.
那么，阿卜杜勒先生 So, Mr. Abdul,
我能知道 may I ask
你是从印度的什么地方来的吗？ what part of India you're from?
哦，我来自阿格拉 Uh, I'm from agra.
泰姬陵 The... the Taj Mahal?
您去过泰姬陵吗？ You have been to the Taj Mahal?
没有 No.
那是全世界最不可思议的 Oh, it is the most marvelous building
建筑，陛下 in the entire world, your majesty.
宫殿之冠 The crown of palaces.
那是沙贾汗（古印度皇帝，1592-1666） 为纪念他死去的妻子而建造的 It was built by shah jahan to remember his dead wife,
嗯，他的妻子在生第14个孩子的死了 uh, who died at childbirth during their 14th child.
天啊 Goodness.
他因为悲伤而心烦意乱 He was so upset with grief,
于是他从波斯，还有阿富汗 he brought the greatest architects
找来了最伟大的 from persia,
建筑师 uh, Afghanistan,
来建造泰姬陵 to build the Taj Mahal.
听起来像是很美丽的建筑 It certainly sounds a handsome building.
我真的很想看看它 I'd very much like to see it.
喔，它确实很美，陛下 Oh, it is beautiful, your majesty.
嗯，全都是用白色大理石建的 Uh, it's all white marble.
为了死去的皇后，一切都用最美的 All that beauty for the dead queen.
嗯，太浪漫了 Hmm. How romantic.
沙贾汗还建了红堡，嗯 Shah jahan also built the red fort, uh,
还有沙利玛（梵文，意为‘爱的神殿’）花园，孔雀王座 the gardens of shalimar, the peacock throne.
孔雀王座 The peacock throne?
那是世界上最美的王座 It is the most beautiful throne in all the world.
而且王座上有颗“科依诺尔”钻石 （世界最大钻石之一，原重191克拉） And inside the throne was the kohinoor.
但是我也有“科依诺尔”，我把它当胸针戴 But I have the kohinoor. I wear it as a brooch.
--是吗？ --是的 -Do you? -Yes.
它不是很闪，所以阿尔伯特（女王丈夫）把它重新切割了 It wasn't very shiny, so Albert had it recut.
那个孔雀王座怎么了？ What happened to the peacock throne?
他们把它打碎了 They smashed it up.
太糟糕了 How awful.
他们总是毁坏东西 They're always smashing things up.
那些英国士兵还从泰姬陵 The British soldiers have taken the jewels
抢走了珠宝 from the Taj Mahal.
英国士兵？ British soldiers?
哦，是的，在暴动之后 Oh, yes, after the mutiny.
这太可怕了 But this is terrible.
他们俩之间能有什么好聊的呢？ What can they be talking about?
一个印度仆人 A servant and an Indian.
是啊，陛下到底看中他哪一点了？ Yeah, what on earth does she see in him?
这个... Well...
他确实挺英俊的 He is rather handsome.
沙贾汗发生什么事了？ What happened to shah jahan?
他被儿子篡位 He was overthrown by his son
并且死在阿格拉古堡 and died in agra fort.
邪恶的孩子 The wickedness of children.
他们把他和他妻子 They buried him in the Taj Mahal
蒙塔兹一起葬在泰姬陵 with his wife, mumtaz.
他们还写了碑文 They also wrote an inscription.
嗯，“沙贾汗长眠于此” Uh, "here lies shah jahan,
离开这个世界 "who left this world
为了永恒的盛宴 for the banquet hall of eternity."
永恒的盛宴 The banquet hall of eternity--
这主意我挺喜欢 I rather like that idea.
你挺见多识广的 You seem very well-informed.
哦，这些都是北方邦最出名的故事 Ah, these are famous stories of uttar pradesh.
--您应该去那看看 --哦，我哪都去不了 -You should go there. -Oh, I can never go there.
--我被禁止了 --禁止？ -I'm forbidden. -Forbidden?
他们害怕有人会暗杀我 They fear i would be assassinated.
那，您从来没看过印度的街道？ So, you have never seen a Indian street?
--或者香料摊什么的？ --没有 -Or a stall of spices? -No.
哦，哦，这个香料 Oh. Oh, the spices.
嗯，有茴香，香菜 Uh, cumin, coriander,
还有格兰马撒拉（一种印度调味料） garam masala.
格兰马撒拉... 什么是格兰马撒拉？ Garam masa... What is garam masala?
那是一种可以增加酱汁味道的东西 It is what you put into the sauce.
您从来没品尝过印度食物吗？ You have never tasted Indian food?
达尔（一种用蚕豆，豌豆或小扁豆制成的印度菜），咖喱羊肉 Dal. Rogan Josh.
加了芒果酱的比尔亚尼（印度的一种羊肉米饭或鸡肉米饭或菜饭） Biryani with mango chutney.
芒果酱？ - Mango chutney?
用芒果做的酱 Chutney made out of mango.
芒果是什么？ What is mango?
芒果是水果中的皇后 Mango is the queen of fruit.
它的味道是什么样的？ What does it taste like?
像，嗯，有点像橙子 Like, uh, an orange
和桃子 and a peach.
嗯 Hmm.
亨利爵士 Sir Henry.
我想要芒果 I would like a mango.
--芒果？ --是的 -A mango? -Yes.
我想尝尝芒果 I would like to taste a mango.
那不可能，陛下 That's impossible, your majesty.
嗯，只有印度才有芒果 Uh, they only grow in India.
哦，我不是印度女皇吗 Well, I'm empress of India.
所以给我弄点过来 So have one sent.
巴尔莫勒尔庄园（位于阿伯丁郡，女王私宅）
就这儿吧！ Here!
陛下？ Your majesty?
喔 Oh.
谢谢，等等，再来一个 Thank you. Wait, another.
谢谢 Thank you.
你喜欢你的新苏格兰装吗？ How do you like your new Scottish costumes?
它们挺糙的，陛下 They're very scratchy, your majesty.
苏格兰的东西都这德性 Everything in Scotland is scratchy.
亨利爵士？ Sir Henry?
小伯特（女王之子阿尔伯特-爱德华的爱称）什么时候到？ When does bertie arrive?
额，明天，陛下 Uh, tomorrow, your majesty.
嗯，他在从蒙特卡洛来这的路上 Uh, he's on his way from, uh, monte Carlo.
这样对她挺好，她-她简直精神焕发了 It's all right for her. Sh-she's upholstered.
喔，上帝，我讨厌苏格兰！ Oh, god, I hate Scotland!
啊 Ah.
啊，你们一定就是那2个印度人 Uh, you must be the hindus.
幸会幸会 Very nice to meet you.
你们一定就是印度人了 You must be the hindus.
你...一定... You... must...
是...印度人 Be... the hindus.
继续，继续 More, more,
再来，再来 more! More.
真希望她快点去睡觉啊 I wish she'd bloody well go to bed.
嘿！ Hey!
早上好，陛下 Good morning, your majesty.
红盒子，陛下 The boxes, your majesty.
谢谢 Thank you.
还有，嗯，您要的 And the, uh, the blank journal
空白笔记本，陛下 your majesty requested.
你可以退下了 You may go.
我完全有能力处理好这些事务的 I'm perfectly capable of working through the boxes.
阿卜杜勒和他的吸墨纸也挺有用的 Abdul is very helpful with his blotter.
但这些都是议会文件，陛下。 But these are parliamentary papers, your majesty.
这个我知道 I'm aware of that.
可阿卜杜勒只是个侍从 But Abdul is a servant.
他无权参与这些事务的处理 He cannot assist with the boxes.
但我是英格兰女王 And I am the queen of england.
处理这些事务需要谁由我说了算 I will have whatever help i require with the boxes.
还有，亨利爵士 And, sir Henry,
你能给印度人弄点手套吗？ would you get some gloves for the hindus?
他们正被寒冷折磨呢 They're suffering terribly from the cold.
他在帮女王处理红盒子文件 He's helping her with the boxes.
我想让你教我印度语 I want you to teach me Indian.
印度语 Indian?
印度语或者其它你能说的语言 Hindu or whatever it is you speak.
您...确定吗？ A-are you sure?
我当然确定 Of course I'm sure.
但是您为什么 But why would you like
要学呢，陛下？ to learn hindi, your majesty?
这个，我不是印度女皇嘛 Well, I'm empress of India.
你看，我准备了一个笔记本 Look. I've ordered a book.
我想要你当我的私人教师 I want you to give me private lessons.
我不能教您印度语，陛下 I can't teach you hindi, your majesty.
那是为什么？ Why ever not?
您是印度女皇 You are the empress of India.
您应该学乌尔都语 You should learn urdu,
莫卧儿王朝的语言 language of the mughals.
在印度有几千种语言，嗯 There are a thousand languages in India, uh,
但乌尔都语是最高贵的。 but urdu is the most noble.
不好意思 May...
印度语里， In hindi,
你可以这样写 you write like this.
嗯 Hmm.
但是乌尔都语里，你 Huh? But in urdu, you write
要这样写 like this.
"Main rani hoon."
我是女王 "I am the queen."
我明白了 I see.
Oh.
-Main. -Main...
-Rani... -Main...
Rani... rani...
Hoon. Hoon.
...hoon.
Hoon.
-Hoo... -Hoon, hoon, hoon.
他在教他印度语 He's teaching her hindu.
这能行吗？ Is that allowed?
它其实是乌尔都语。 I think you will find it is urdu.
穆斯林版本的 --The Muslim version.
哦，我的天啊 Oh, my goodness me.
Rani hoon.
就是这样 That's it.
你是女王 "You are the queen."
这是一位睿智的女王，对吧 The queen is very wise. Hmm?
-Rani... -Rani...
...kaafi...
Akalmand...
Hain.
你看 You see?
现在你可以把它写下 来 Now you write it down.
-Rani... -Rani...
Kaafi...
Akalmand.
...akal...
她在写日记 She's writing in her journal.
而且她好象在说印度斯坦语 And she's speaking in hindustani.
不对，那其实是乌尔都语 No, it's urdu, actually.
是...穆斯林版本的 The-the Muslim version.
Akalmandi pe rani
-ko naaz hai. -Ko naaz hai.
Uh, "apni." "Ni."
-"Ni." Uh, uh, knee. -A...
-Knee. Knee. -Knee.
- Apni. Apni. -Ye...
Oh. Ap... apn...
Apni akalmandi
pe rani ko naaz hai.
对了，对了 - Yes. Yes.
"Shukriya, Abdul.
"Tum behtreen
munshi ho."
谢谢，阿卜杜勒 "Thank you, Abdul.
你是位出色的老师 You are an excellent teacher."
--小伯特 --母后 -Bertie. -Mother.
你们在监视我么？ Were you spying on me?
您在学乌尔都语吗？ Were you learning urdu?
是，我确实在学 Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
您没觉得这不太合适吗？ You think that's entirely appropriate?
嗯，作为印度女皇 Well, I'm empress of India.
没什么比这更合适的了 What could be more appropriate?
但是在整个王室眼前公开的学？ But in front of the entire household?
你说得太对了 You're absolutely right.
我在这没啥隐私 I have no privacy here.
亨利爵士 Sir Henry.
我要跟阿卜杜勒去格拉斯索特小屋（位于苏格兰阿伯丁郡） I would like to go with Abdul to glassalt shiel.
--格拉斯索特小屋，您... --单独的 -Glassalt shiel, your... -Alone.
但是我才刚到这儿啊 But I've only just got here.
啊，我真想独自一人 Oh, to be by oneself
过点纯朴简单的生活 and live a simple, rudimentary existence.
他们什么都不懂 They don't understand anything.
那些个愚蠢的贵族傻瓜。 These stupid, aristocratic fools.
就知道拍马溜须往上爬 Toadying around, jockeying for position.
我这辈子受够他们了 I've had it all my life.
他们无法接受我把约翰-布朗带到这儿来 （苏格兰人，女王男仆，据说与女王关系暧昧，死于1883年） They couldn't bear me bringing dear John brown here.
但在这里我依然比 Yet I was happier here
在世界上的其它任何地方都更快乐 than anywhere in the entire world.
哦，我思念他，阿卜杜勒 Oh, I miss him, Abdul.
还有阿尔伯特（女王丈夫，死于1861年） And Albert.
30年了，我每天都在思念他 It's 30 years now, and I think of him every day.
我太孤单了 I'm so lonely.
每个我真心爱过的人都死了 Everyone I've really loved has died,
我只能一个人孤独前行 and I just go on and on.
陛下 Your majesty.
高处不胜寒 It's an impossible position.
没人知道当女王是什么感觉 No one really knows what it's like to be queen.
我被全世界 I'm hated by millions of people
成千上万的人所憎恨 all over the world.
我生了9个孩子 I have had nine children.
全都虚荣自负 All vain and jealous,
彼此之间明争暗斗 and at loggerheads with each other.
尤其是小伯特，完全就是个耻辱 And bertie's a complete embarrassment.
看看我 And look at me.
一个肥胖、跛脚、无能 A fat, lame, impotent,
愚蠢的老女人 silly old woman.
生活还有什么意义，阿卜杜勒？ What is the point, Abdul?
生活还有什么意义？ What is the point?
奉献 Service.
奉献 Service?
我觉得我们不需在这考虑 I think we are not here
我们自己 to worry about ourselves.
我们在这里是为了更远大的目标 We are here for a greater purpose.
古兰经上说： In the koran it says:
我们在这里是为了他人的福祉 "We are here for the good of others."
古兰经？ The koran?
是的，我是个哈菲兹（能全文背诵可兰经的伊斯兰教徒） Yes, I am a hafiz.
我能全部背下来 I know the koran by heart.
全背下来？它没多长是吗？ By heart? Isn't it very long?
114页 114 surahs
总共包含6236节 containing 6,236 verses.
你记得每一个字？ And you know every word?
嗯，很多穆斯林都能 Uh, many Muslim people know the koran.
但是...我还以为你是个印度教徒 But...I thought you were hindu.
我是穆斯林，陛下 I am a Muslim, your majesty.
我跟我父亲学习古兰经 I learned the koran from my father.
他是我的munshi He's my munshi.
Munshi?
是的，munshi Yes, munshi.
就是老师 My teacher.
好，我希望你当女王的老师 Well, we would like you to be the queen's munshi.
但...我-我只是您仆人，陛下 But... i-I'm only your servant, your majesty.
仆人是不能成为老师的 A servant cannot be a munshi.
好吧，那你不再是仆人了 Well, you are a servant no longer.
你是我的老师 You are my teacher.
你要教我乌尔都语和古兰经 You will teach me urdu and the koran
还有你能想到的任何东西 and anything else you can think of.
那么 So...
这个munshi到底是什么？ What the hell is a munshi?
嗯，很显然，就是某种精神导师啊什么的 Well, apparently it's some sort of a spiritual teacher,
殿下 your royal highness.
我说，她是脑子进水了吗？ I mean, has she completely lost her mind?
看在上帝的份上，她可是英格兰教会的领袖 She's the head of the church of england, for god's sake.
坎特伯雷大主教会怎么说？ What's the archbishop of canterbury going to say?
要我说他就是个印度版的约翰布朗 I say he's the brown John brown.
哦，我的上帝 Oh, my god.
陛下 Your majesty.
晚上好，小伯特 Good evening, bertie.
母后 Mother.
Badzaat（乌尔都语，骗子赌徒之意）... Badzaat...
你这究竟穿的是什么玩意？
晚餐准备好了 Dinner is served.
丘吉尔夫人 Lady Churchill
非常反感坐在旁边 was absolutely scandalized--
的那个仆人 sitting next to a servant.
一个穿靴子的印度教徒 And a hindu, to boot.
我的这位老师是个穆斯林学者 The munshi is a Muslim scholar,
他能背下整部古兰经 and knows the koran off by heart.
告诉你最新的消息 And for your information,
他已经不再是仆人了 he's a servant no longer.
他会有自己的手下 He's to be given a staff of his own.
您什么意思，“手下”？ What do you mean, "a staff"?
有点胖的那个 The little fat one.
哦，这太荒唐了 Oh, this is absurd.
还有晚餐请柬 Letters, invitations to supper--
您把他当家庭成员一样看待 you're treating him like a member of the family.
是啊，我喜欢阿卜杜勒 No, I like Abdul.
丘吉尔夫人最好习惯面对这个事实 Lady Churchill had better get used to the fact,
还有阿卜杜勒会作为王室中的一员 as the munshi is coming on holiday with us.
跟我们一起去渡假 As a member of the household.
您不能带一个穆斯林去佛罗伦萨 You can't take a Muslim to Florence.
我可以带一个穆斯林去任何地方 I can take a Muslim wherever I like.
晚安，小伯特 Good night, bertie.
老师？ Munshi?
是的 Yes.
精神导师？ A spiritual advisor?
你就没点主意吗 You haven't an idea in your head.
你答应我一起离开这的 You promised to get us out of here,
可现在我们又要去该死的佛罗伦萨了 and now we're going to bloody Florence.
你看不到这是多大的荣幸吗 You don't see what a privilege it is
能看到意大利的辉煌 to see the glories of Italy
和这些了不起的人在一起 with all these wonderful people.
你完全就是个该死的白痴 You complete bloody idiot.
你觉得他们只要站在那，她就会 Do you think they're just going to stand there
给那些外国佬好处吗？ and let her promote a wog?
我来这可不是为了给你拎这破箱子的 I did not come here to carry your bloody cases.
你有啥好抱怨的？ What are you complaining about?
我们有自己单独的车厢，还有卫生间 We have our own carriage with a bathroom.
他们还给你在地板上铺了个很棒的床 They've made a very nice bed for you on the floor.
哦，我要死在这了 Oh, I'm dying here.
我想回家 I want to go home.
我讨厌你这消极的态度 I'm getting sick of your negative attitude.
人生就像一场大冒险 Life is a big adventure.
你必须敞开心扉才能乐在其中 You just need to open up and enjoy it.
我们在渡假呢 We're on holiday.
不然怎么办？ And what?
能出什么问题？ What on earth can possibly go wrong?
“不要拉扯” "Do not pull."
我要向您道歉 I would like to apologize
我拉了紧急制动，陛下 for the emergency brakes, your majesty.
希望您没有受伤 A-and I hope you did not get injured.
哦，阿卜杜勒 Oh, Abdul.
我没事 It was nothing.
这是完全可以理解的失误 It was a perfectly understandable mistake.
我很高兴你和我们一起， I'm so glad you're with us. What a treat
--一起去看佛罗伦萨的真是太好了 --他在这干吗？ -to show you Florence for... -What's he doing here?
阿卜杜勒来解释此前发生的小意外 Abdul came to explain what happened earlier.
额，我不明白为什么要跟您共用浴室 Well, I really don't see why i have to share your bathroom.
成为女王以前我一直和你外婆共用一张床 I shared a bed with my mother until I became queen.
但是我已经57了 I am 57 years old.
连这个当老师的都有自己的浴室 The munshi has got his own bathroom.
--是的，非常好的，嗯... --行了，行了 -Yes, very fine, um... -Yes, yes.
...浴室 ...bathroom.
晚安，老妈 Good night, mama.
晚安，阿尔伯特先生 Good night, Mr. bertie.
小伯特，麻烦你把关上 Bertie, make sure you shut that door.
阿卜杜勒 Abdul.
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
庆祝你第一次来佛罗伦萨 To celebrate your first visit to Florence,
还有成为我的老师 and for becoming my munshi.
这是个项链 It is a locket.
上面有我的照片 With a picture of me.
哦，我该怎样感谢您 Uh, how can I ever thank you,
陛下 your majesty?
守护我内心的安宁 Keep me safe.
永远守护您 Forever.
哦，阿卜杜勒 Oh, Abdul.
你会爱上佛罗伦萨的 You will love Florence.
如此美妙的风景 Such wonderful views.
很辉煌吧？ Isn't it glorious?
阿尔伯特（女王丈夫）很喜欢这里 Albert loved it here.
他非常欣赏 He so admired
美弟奇家族（意大利佛罗伦萨著名家族） the medicis...
他们委派了当时最出色的艺术家 That they commissioned the greatest artists of the day
去创造能流传后世的惊世之作 in order to leave something astonishing behind.
在印度也是这样 In India, also,
我们委派最出色的艺术家 we commission great artists.
每个皇帝会带来最伟大的工匠 Each emperor would bring the greatest craftsmen
为王宫的接见室制作精美绝伦的艺术品 to make great glories for their durbar room.
接见室？ Durbar room?
嗯，是的，每个皇帝都有接见室 Uh, yes. Every emperor had a durbar room
那里面放满了人们所知道的最美好的东西 full of the finest things known to man.
好吧，我是印度女皇 Well, I'm the empress of India;
我也该有间接见室 I should have a durbar room.
这主意太好了，陛下 That's a wonderful idea, your majesty.
但是你会把它放在哪呢？ But where would you put it?
嗯... Mm...
哦，当然是怀特岛了 Oh, the isle of wight, obviously.
陛下 Your majesty,
普契尼先生（意大利歌剧作曲家）到了 signor puccini has arrived.
Shh, shh.
Oh.
您刚才唱的是哪一出啊，普契尼先生？ Where did you say it was from, Mr. puccini?
来自我的新歌剧，陛下 From my new opera, your majesty,
嗯，《玛侬·莱斯科》（普契尼根据法国18世纪爱情小说谱写的歌剧） -uh, manon lescaut. -Ah.
说的是一对因为门第差别 About two lovers who are separated
而分开的恋人 by the class divide.
但是他们一块私奔了 But they run away together.
哦，听起来太棒了 Oh, it sounds marvelous.
但女子为爱而入狱了 But she is imprisoned for her love.
哦 Oh.
但是他们又逃走了 But they escape.
干得好 Bravo.
但，女子最终还是死了 But, finally, she dies,
男子 and he is
完全失去了他的爱人 utterly bereft.
我不确定我们是否真的喜欢这个故事 I'm not sure we do like the sound of it after all.
我们还是更爱喜剧 We prefer comic opera.
你知道吉尔伯特（英国剧作家、文学家、诗人） 和沙利文（英国作曲家）吗？ Do you know any Gilbert and Sullivan?
要不陛下给我们唱支歌吧？ Perhaps your majesty will sing us a song?
--哦，不行，不行 --来吧 -Oh, no, no, no. -Please.
不，不，不，我不行 - No, no, no, I couldn't possibly... -
--不，我不行 --请来一曲吧，陛下 -no, I couldn't. -Please sing, your majesty.
当然，当然 Of course, of course.
来吧，陛下 - Yes, your majesty.
--不，真的... --来吧，陛下 -No, really... -Yes, your majesty.
嗯，好吧 Oh, well...
就唱一个吧 Maybe just one.
唱个《比纳佛》（1878年音乐喜剧）选段吧，小伯特 From pinafore, bertie?
必须得是我吗？ Do I have to?
--不可思议，太棒了 --精彩，太精彩了 -Marvelous. Splendid. -Bravo, bravo.
精彩绝伦 Bellissimo.
要知道我可是跟门德尔松（德国作曲家）学过的 I was taught by mendelssohn, you know.
--敬女王陛下 --To the queen.
--敬女王陛下 ----敬女王陛下 - To the queen. - To the queen.
敬我自己 To me.
哦 Oh.
我们不该喝那么多香槟的 We shouldn't have had so much champagne.
嗯 Um...
我可以吗 May I?
哦，阿卜杜勒 Oh, Abdul.
我已经好些年没这么高兴过了 I haven't been as happy as this for years.
我刚到英格兰的时候 When I first came to england,
我很怕您 I was terrified of you.
但其实您是位非常善良的女士 But you're a very kind lady.
对我来说，您是非常特别的女士 You're a very unique lady, to me.
你对我来说， And you are very, very...
也是非常，非常特别的，阿布杜勒 Unique to me, Abdul.
我知道您比我大得多， I know that you are much older than me,
并且 and...
您是英格兰女王 You are the queen of england
还是印度女皇 and the empress of India,
我只是个卑微的教师 and I'm just a humble munshi...
...但是我觉得 ...but I think
您是我人生中 you are the most special person
最重要的人 in my whole life.
甚至比我的妻子还要重要 Even more special than my wife.
妻子 Wife.
是的 Yes.
你结婚了？ You're married?
当然 Of course.
你妻子在哪？ Where is your wife?
在印度 In India.
为什么你不告诉我你已经结婚了？ Why didn't you tell me you were married?
额，我-我觉得这个不重要 Well, i-i didn't think it mattered.
嗯，这当然重要 Well, of course it matters.
它改变了一切 It changes everything.
你必须立即返回印度 You must return to India immediately.
马上把你的妻子带到这来 And bring her back at once.
该死 Bloody hell.
他来了 He's coming.
我太兴奋了 How terribly exciting.
这不是阿里巴巴么 It's Ali baba.
看他这个大块头 Look at the size of him.
他从哪整来的那些勋章？ Where'd he get those medals?
她穿的是什么鬼衣服 What the devil is she wearing?
额，你连她的脸都看不见 Well, you can't even see her face.
她看上去挺漂亮的。 She looks rather splendid.
但是您其实看不见她呀，陛下 But you cannot actually see her, your majesty.
我觉得这很有尊严 I think it's rather dignified.
那到底是谁？ Who the hell is that?
拿袋子，孩子，去 Get the bags, boy. Go.
他还带了仆童 He's brought a serving boy.
上帝，又有一个，那上面到底有几个？ Good god, another one. How many has he got in there?
可恶的人，还搞重婚 Ruddy sod's a bigamist.
我希望他们会喜欢那小屋 I do hope they like their little cottage.
陛下 Your majesty.
希望你现在方便 I hope it's not inconvenient.
我只是想带她们来喝点茶 I just thought we'd pop round for tea.
哦 Oh...
这是 This is
我的孙女，索菲娅，希腊王后 my granddaughter, Sophia, queen of Greece.
这是索菲，萨克森-魏玛-艾森纳赫公爵夫人 And this is grand duchess Sophie of saxe-weimar-eisenach.
还有我的女儿，石勒苏益格-荷尔斯泰-森得伯格-奥古斯特伯格的 And my daughter, Princess Helena Augusta Victoria
海伦娜-奥古斯塔-维多利亚公主 of schleswig-holstein- sonderburg-augustenburg.
这是我妻子，卡里姆夫人 This is my wife, Mrs. karim.
这是我岳母 And this is my mother-in-law.
陛下，希腊王后索菲娅， Your majesty，Sophia, queen of Greece;
萨克斯-魏玛-爱森纳赫的 grand duchess Sophie
大公爵夫人苏菲 of saxe-weimar-eisenach;
石勒苏益格-荷尔斯泰-森得伯格-奥古斯特伯格的 Princess Helena Augusta Victoria
海伦娜-奥古斯塔维-维多利亚公主 of schleswig-holstein-sonderburg-augustenburg...
我想借这个机会 I would like to take this opportunity,
代表我自己 on behalf of myself,
我妻子和我岳母 my wife, and my wife's mother
感谢女王陛下对我们的恩泽 to thank her majesty for accommodating us.
我们对陛下赐予的无限仁慈深表感激 We are very grateful for her infinite kindness
还有这精美的室内装饰 and interior decoration.
好客和友谊是我们 The gift of hospitality
给陌生人的礼物 and friendship to strangers
这在我们的文化中非常重要 is of very high importance in our culture,
所以我们很荣幸能以 and so we are honored to repay it
我们自己的方式来回报女王陛下 in our own small way.
我的就是你的 What is ours is yours.
这点倒是毫无疑问 Quite literally.
感谢真主 Alhamdulillah.
我亲爱的老师 My dear munshi,
我们很高兴在此与你们相聚，我的孩子们 we are so glad to have you here, my children.
我们非常想念你 We have missed you enormously.
我等不及要给你们看看接见室了 I can't wait to show you the durbar room.
孩子们？庞森比（亨利·庞森比爵士，女王私人秘书） "Children"? Ponsonby,
你必须得做点什么了 you will have to do something about this.
我亲爱的老师，你回来了我真高兴 My dear munshi, I'm so glad you're back.
你不在的时候无聊死了 It's been dreadfully dull without you.
我也很高兴见到你的夫人 And I'm so glad to meet Mrs. karim.
但是有件事 There is just one thing
我整个下午都很好奇 I've been curious about the whole afternoon.
面纱下的她长什么样？ What does she look like behind her veil?
您一定要见见她 You must see her.
这可以吗？ Is that allowed?
您是高贵的女士 You're a lady.
还是印度女皇 - And the empress of India.
额，她老人家这是又要去搞什么？ Well, where the bloody hell's she going now?
陛下 Your majesty.
哦 Oh.
你真是太美了 You really are beautiful.
究竟什么是 What on earth is
--接见室？ --在印度是举行所有 -a durbar room? -It's a celebration
庆祝之类的事情的地方，首相 of all things Indian, prime minister,
灵感来自莫卧儿王朝 inspired by the mughal emperors.
但我不明白 But I don't understand.
当初是谁允许她建的这个地方？ Who gave her permission to build this in the first place?
别怪我，我那会在蒙特卡洛呢 Don't blame me. I was in monte Carlo.
我恐怕法律对她不起作用，首相 I'm afraid she's a law unto herself, prime minister.
看在上帝的份上，也许她下次就会穿上burka （伊斯兰服装，蒙脸的全身长袍）了 For god's sake. She'll be wearing a burka next.
首相 Prime minister.
你迟到了 You are late.
我非常抱歉，陛下 I'm terribly sorry, your majesty.
好，我们开始吧 Well, let us begin.
这里，你看见的 This, as you can see,
是印度走廊 is the Indian corridor.
接见室是由巴拉辛先生设计的 The durbar room was designed by Mr. bhai ram Singh.
这地方全是印度阿三 The place is crawling with them.
我们委托订制一系列 We have commissioned a series of portraits
印度名人的肖像画 of eminent Indians.
这个，是格拉玛公主（印度南部Kodagu王国最后一位国王的公主） This, Princess gowramma.
当然还有这个， And this, of course,
我的老师 is the munshi.
见到您很荣幸，首相大人 An honor to meet you, Mr. prime minister, sir.
这个挺像的，您不觉得吗？ A good likeness, don't you think?
额，我说了让她减点肥的 uh, I asked him to take a-a few pounds off.
嗯，这是我的妻子 Uh, this is my wife,
--首相大人 --哦 -Mr. prime minister, sir. -Oh.
还有这是我的岳母 And that is my mother-in-law.
至少还有我觉得她胖得好看，哈哈 At least I think that's the right way round.
这两位是我的随从，默罕默德和艾哈迈德 These are my servants, Mohammed and Ahmed.
然后这就是接见室 And this is the durbar room.
这里到底是怎么回事，庞森比？ What the hell is going on here, ponsonby?
这些雕刻来自印度北方邦 The carvings are from uttar pradesh.
这些地毯是在阿格拉的监狱里织的 And the carpet was woven in a jail in agra.
这些图案，我觉得很完美 Perfect, I think, for the tableau.
这个是pièce de résistance（法语），也就是孔雀王座 But the pièce de résistance is the peacock throne,
源自阿格拉的精确复制品 an exact copy of the one at agra.
当然，还有“科依诺尔” And, of course, the kohinoor.
现在我才真正觉得我是印度女皇了 Now I really do feel like the empress of India.
我觉得她这是在作死呢 I thought she was supposed to be dying.
房间的一切都卓越非凡 It really is a remarkable addition to the house,
陛下 your majesty.
我们要感谢阿卜杜勒的好主意 We have Abdul to thank for the whole idea.
为庆祝您的接见室完工 To celebrate the completion of the durbar room,
给您准备了小小的惊喜，陛下 a little surprise, your majesty.
是什么？ What is it?
一个芒果，陛下 A mango, your majesty.
等一下 One moment,
陛下 your majesty.
额，这个...坏了 Uh, it-it's... off.
亨利爵士 Sir Henry,
这芒果坏了 this mango is off.
我...我非常抱歉，陛下 I'm-I'm terribly sorry, your majesty.
拿着 --Here.
他让你难受的时候来一粒 Take one of these whenever you see the munshi.
我等不及要请你看场表演了 I can't wait to show you the tableau,
首相 prime minister.
这超出我底限了 A line has definitively been crossed.
我不能就这样上台演出 I can't go onstage like this.
我绝对是病了 I'm absolutely sick.
额，但你必须得上啊 Oh, but you have to.
首相大人也会观看的 The prime minister will be watching.
这对我是完全的彻底的灾难 This is a complete and utter disaster.
我不知道你在说啥 I don't know what you're talking about.
他们一直在等着你犯错呢 They've been waiting for this.
谁？谁在等？ Who? Who have?
庞森比，瑞得，还有一大堆人 Ponsonby, Reid, the whole damn lot.
嗯，你看不见吗？她（指女王侍女）一直对你嗤之以鼻 -Uh-huh. -Don't you see? She's been rubbing their noses in it,
现在更是不藏着掖着了 but now it's going public.
我告诉你，他们不会容忍你的 I'm telling you, they're not going to stand for it.
他们会冲上来把你的蛋蛋切了 They'll rise up and chop your bloody balls off.
这个...但是我没干什么呀 No, but I haven't done anything.
你这个愚蠢的汤姆叔叔（指逆来顺受的黑人） You stupid bloody uncle tom.
你赢不了他们的 You can't win on their terms.
卡里姆夫人 Mrs. munshi.
小伯特 Bertie.
我这辈子从没这样被羞辱过 I've never been so humiliated in my entire life.
我倒宁可乐在其中 Actually, I'm rather enjoying it.
有请舞台上的新手们 Beginners onstage, please.
古代波斯的场景 A scene in ancient persia.
我是波斯苏丹！ I am the sultan of persia!
王中之王！ The king of all kings.
殿下 Your highness!
我们向您献上所有东方的财富 We bestow upon you all the riches of the orient.
现在你们全部都臣服于我！ You are now under my power!
精彩！太精彩了！老师！ Bravo! Bravo, the munshi!
这究竟是什么玩意儿，庞森比？ What the hell is this, ponsonby?
狂热的教师？ Munshi-mania?
我在努力维持一个帝国 I'm trying to keep an empire together.
但看起来却像是他们在管理这个地方 It looks like they're running the place.
我希望这摊子破事彻底了结 I want this whole sodding mess knocked on the head.
不然你就完了！ Or you're finished!
懂了吗？ Understood?
哦，亨利爵士 Oh, sir Henry.
告诉我们，首相到底说了什么 Tell us, what exactly did the prime minister say
关于这个表演？ about the tableau?
额，这个... Well, uh...
坦率地说，陛下 To be entirely frank, your majesty,
首相似乎有些不安 he seemed to be a little perturbed.
那是为什么？ Whatever for?
他一定是喜欢老师的 He must have liked the munshi.
我觉得这位老师是个麻烦，陛下 I think the munshi was the problem, your majesty.
是么，我倒觉得他相当不错 Really? I thought he was rather good.
首相的意思是担心阿卜杜勒的位置 I think he meant his position.
首相甚至有点惶恐 And I think he was rather alarmed
阿布杜勒在 he had such a...
王室中扮演如此重要的角色 Prominent role in the household.
嗯，阿卜杜勒在王室中的 Well, of course Abdul has a prominent role
当然很重要 in the household.
他是我的老师 He is my munshi.
但他是个印度人，陛下 But he's an Indian, your majesty.
这我知道 I am aware of that.
鉴于目前次大陆 Given the current sensitivities
局势的敏感性，陛下 in the subcontinent, your majesty,
首相担心这可能会 the prime minister was concerned that it might be...
向外界传递错误的信息 Sending the wrong message.
我觉得那是积极正面的信息 I should have thought it was a jolly good message.
但他是穆斯林，陛下 But he's a Muslim, your majesty.
没错 Precisely.
我们欠他们的，你觉得没有吗？ We owe them so much, do we not?
比如说，他们在叛乱中的遭遇 For their role in the mutiny, for example.
叛乱？陛下？ The mutiny, your majesty?
是的，他们和印度教徒一起给我们提供了帮助 Yes, for the help they gave us with the hindus.
额，但这叛乱是穆斯林发动的 Uh, but the mutiny was a Muslim-led revolt,
陛下 your majesty.
你说真的？ Are you sure?
当然 Of course.
因为相信了步枪子弹上 The Muslim soldiers revolted
涂抹了猪油的谣言 when it was rumored that their rifles
穆斯林士兵就发动了叛乱（指1857年因猪油子弹引发的印度民族起义） were greased with pork fat.
真的？ Really?
大穆夫提（阿拉伯语音译，意为“教法解说人”） The grand mufti himself
暗地里发出了法特瓦(穆斯林领袖发出的教令)反对您，陛下 put out a fatwa against you personally, your majesty.
还有穆斯林士兵 And Muslim soldiers
他们杀害了2000多英国人 murdered over 2,000 British personnel.
母后，您听到的是谁跟您说的？ Who have you been talking to,mother?
Ta-da!
我对你敞开心扉 I have opened my heart to you.
我把你的家带到这里 I brought your family from India.
我面对王室的不安，不顾众臣的反对 I promoted you in the face of considerable opposition
提拔重用你， and disquiet from the household.
我对所有的一切都视而不见，直到 I even turned a blind eye when you failed to tell me
你告诉我你已经结婚了，那样的话，如你所知 that you were married, which, as you know,
那可真是个大惊喜 came as quite a surprise.
你怎么能让我在整个王室 How could you let me humiliate myself
面前蒙受羞辱 in front of the entire household?
我非常抱歉，陛下 I am deeply sorry, your majesty.
你说印度教徒是叛乱的幕后操纵者 You said the hindus were behind the mutiny.
我没说只有印度教徒 I didn't say it was only the hindus.
你明确地告诉我穆斯林 You told me categorically the muslims
--是我们的朋友 --我们的确是朋友，陛... -were my friends. -We are your friends, your ma...
阿布杜勒，有法特瓦是反对我的 Abdul, there is a fatwa against me.
整件事从头到尾都是穆斯林策划的 It was the muslims who started the whole thing.
这是 完全不可接受的 This is completely unacceptable.
阿卜杜勒，我觉得你是 Abdul, I thought you were...
波斯苏丹的杰出代表 Outstanding as the sultan of persia,
但现在恐怕你得回家了 but I'm afraid you have to go home.
你伤害了我的感情，真的 You've hurt my feelings very much, indeed.
你难道没看到你置我于何种境地了吗？ Don't you see the position you have put me in?
谢谢您为我做的一切 Thank you for everything you've done for me.
我会想念你的 I will miss you a very great deal.
这么说 So...
我们要回家了？ We're going home?
晚安，母后 Good night, mother.
晚安 Good night.
塔克夫人 Mrs. tuck.
阿布杜勒 Abdul,
你是个十足的傻瓜 you've been an utter fool,
我对你非常生气 and I'm absolutely furious with you.
作为我的老师，这件事没道理 It is unconscionable that, as my munshi,
你有很多办法对我撒谎 you should have lied to me in any way.
这... But it...
也许是我脾气暴躁，太冲动了 It would be also completely churlish of me
没有意识到你 not to recognize the considerable kindness
所展现出的仁慈和忠诚 and devotion you have shown.
我想，在某种程度上，你觉得你在保护我 I suppose, in some way, you thought you were protecting me.
但作为君主，我知道 But as the monarch, I realize
没有什么能真正保护我 that nothing can really protect me.
因此，在这一点上，我已经决定了 And so, in that light, i have decided,
虽然我很失望 although I'm very disappointed...
但我希望你留下来 That I want you to stay.
我仁慈的陛下 Your gracious majesty.
谢谢你，陛下 Thank you, your majesty.
但是，阿卜杜勒，有件事我要理清一下 But, Abdul, there is something we must sort out.
我很关心你的夫人 I am deeply concerned about Mrs. karim.
我夫人？ Mrs. karim?
现在，我期望能 By now, one would have expected
听到一些小穆斯林跑过 to hear the pitter-patter of little Muslim feet
奥斯本宫（女王行宫-夏宫，位于怀特岛）长廊发出的脚步声 along the corridors of Osborne house.
我关心的是你... I am concerned that everything is...
是不是还有正常的 Functioning...
夫妻生活 Below stairs.
我要你给卡里姆先生做下检查 I want you to examine Mrs. karim.
给卡里姆先生做检查？ Examine Mrs. karim?
嗯哼 Mm.
就是，嗯，确保一切都能 Just, um, make sure that everything's...
正常运转 Working.
但是，陛下，额 But, your majesty, uh,
我还以为卡里姆一家要离开这了 I thought the munshi and his family were leaving us.
什么事让你有这种印象？ Whatever gave you that impression?
卡里姆和他的家族本就是 The munshi and his family are integral parts
王室不可分割的部份 of the royal household.
对我来说 As far as I'm concerned,
这已经是战争了，我希望有人在印度 this is war. We're gonna dig up every last bit of dirt
找到他的家，我们要把 this blackguard's ever done.
这个恶棍干过的事查个底儿朝天 I want someone in India raking through the family coals.
你儿子去前线了，是吗，庞森比？ Your son's out there, isn't he, ponsonby?
额，那只是我不可能参与其中的托辞 Well, I couldn't possibly be involved in subterfuge,
殿下 your royal highness.
听着，很快，我就会是国王 Look, very soon, i am going to be king.
你要把这件事象你说的那样办利索了 You will bloody well do as you're told!
千方百计的 You'll leave no stone unturned.
你去整份黑材料，把能用的都写上去 You will make a dossier and you'll put it all down
白纸黑字的 in black and white
然后给我彻底搞掂这陀臭狗屎！ and put an end to all this shit!
对大家都好 For good.
好吧，我得去给卡里姆夫人做检查了 Well, I'd better go and examine Mrs. munshi.
哦，瑞德医生 Oh. Dr. Reid.
请进 Do come in.
她能不遮住脸吗？ She'll have to uncover her face.
那不可能，先生 That is impossible, sir.
我需要看看她舌头 I need to see her tongue.
怎样？ Well?
她没事 She's fine.
穆罕默德先生，我们来这里 Uh, Mr. Mohammed, we have come here
是因为我们没有意识到你们的困境 because we are not unaware of your predicament.
你出于偶然来到这里 That you arrived in the first place almost by accident
你发现自己 and now find yourself stuck here
被困在一个奇怪的环境之中 through a bizarre set of circumstances,
而这不是你自己造成的 none of your own making.
我们也没有注意到，恶劣的 Nor is it beneath our notice that the, um, inclement
英国天气一直是这样。 这是导致你的 English weather has been the cause of a precipitous decline
总体健康状况急剧下降的原因。 in your general health.
更糟的是 What is more,
嗯，你还要作为阿卜杜勒的仆人 uh, you continue to suffer the vast indignity
承受痛苦和耻辱 of being a servant to someone who is,
在许多方面，你都低他一等 in many ways, your inferior.
我注意到了这一点，所以，嗯 So it occurred to us that, um...
我们也许能为你提供些帮助 We might be able to offer you some help.
帮助 Help?
回家 Travel home.
也许还有适度的养老金 Perhaps a modest pension.
当然，作为回报，希望你 In return, of course, for, um...
能提供些信息 A little information.
啊 Ah.
你想要我 You want me to...
抹黑他？ Dish the dirty?
在某种程度上说，算吧 In a manner of speaking.
好吧 Well...
你想要些什么信息？ What would you like me to say?
什么都行，真的 Anything, really.
嗯嗯，我们需要些细节，嗯 Well, well, we need details. Um...
--他说了什么 - What he says.
他做了什么 What he does.
阿卜杜勒 Abdul...
做了不该他做的事 Does what everyone else does.
他，嗯 He, uh...
他想得到重用 He looks for preferment.
他阿谀奉承 He curries favor.
他，嗯， He, um, crawls up
他混进了黑暗邪恶的 the stinking greasy pole
大英帝国的权力核心 of the shitty British empire...
他愚弄了你们所有人 ...making fools of all of you,
因为他只是个仆人 because he is a servant,
一个印度穆斯林仆人 an Indian Muslim servant,
而你们全都 and you are all...
害怕得发抖，因为... Quaking in your boots because...
他在你们的游戏里打败了你们 He's beating you at your own game.
没人害怕得发抖 No one is quaking in their boots.
我们是处于鼎盛时期的 We are the most powerful nation on earth,
地球上最强大的国家 at the height of our influence.
这件事 In that case,
我帮不了你们 the only way is down.
让你的大英帝国 So stick your stupid British empire
继续在那腐烂发臭吧 up your stinky, royal bottom hole,
小伯特王子殿下，大人 Mr. bertie prince, sir.
我希望他别把事情搞砸了 I hope he makes the whole damn thing come tumbling down.
我会看着你死在这 I will see to it that you die here.
他什么都没说 He didn't say anything.
什么意思，他什么都没说 Wh-what do you mean he didn't say anything?
对他我们已经尽力了，但... We did our best with him, but I...
--他口无遮拦胡说八道 --那家伙就是一坨屎 -He spoke most intemperately... -The man is an absolute shit.
瑞德医生 Dr. Reid.
我不是傻瓜 I'm not a fool.
我知道一些欺诈行为的发生 I know there is some skulduggery afoot.
想在这里搞事情 Something's going on here,
我是不会容忍的 and I'm not going to stand for it.
瑞德医生，我要你去了解 Dr. Reid, I asked you
卡里姆夫人的生育问题 to get to the bottom of Mrs. karim's fertility issues.
看起来你好象什么都没做 It seems that nothing has been done.
喔，好，嗯，实际上，陛下 Oh, well, uh, actually, your majesty,
由于宗教原因， it was impossible to make a conclusive judgment...
我无法作出结论性的判断 For religious reasons.
那你给卡里姆先生做了检查吗？ Did you examine the munshi?
没有，陛下 No, your majesty.
好吧，给他检查下 Well, examine the munshi.
小伯特 Bertie.
陛下 Your majesty.
我读了7年的爱丁堡大学（创建于1583年，世界排名前20） I did not do seven years at Edinburgh university
可不是为了要看个印度鸡巴的！ to look at Indian dicks.
脱裤子 Trousers.
搞掂了！ Eureka!
他会被打个稀巴烂！ He is riddled with the clap!
好啊，好啊 Well, well.
--母后，我们必须谈谈 --Mother, we have to see you.
单独的 Alone.
我的乌尔都语课才上到一半呢 I'm in the middle of my urdu lesson.
母后，我们有很重要 Mother, we come with very important news
的私事 of a highly personal matter.
我没什么可对阿卜杜勒隐瞒的 I've nothing to hide from Abdul.
求您了，陛下 Please, your majesty.
呃，陛下，嗯 Uh, your majesty, um,
恐怕这不是个好消息，这个，老师 I'm afraid our news concerns the, uh, munshi.
嗯，我们有确凿无疑的证据证明阿卜杜勒 Um, we have proof beyond any doubt that Abdul karim
是一...一个出身低贱的...骗子 is a... a-a low-born...Impostor,
陛下 your majesty.
我的老师来来自贵族家庭 The munshi is from a noble family,
并且他的家庭世代书香 and a long line of teachers.
不，恐怕他只是监狱里的一名普通职员 No, I'm afraid he was a mere clerk in a common jail.
呃，犬子已经同他的上司谈过 Uh, my own son has sent word
他的上司谈过，并且从印度 from India and has actually spoken
发来了消息 to his immediate superior.
他的家庭完全 His family are completely
没受过教育 uneducated.
他的父亲是一个卑微的药剂师 His father is a lowly apothecary.
这个所谓的老师从未去过学校，母后 The munshi never even went to school, mother.
这个人完全就是个骗子 The man's a complete fraud.
他还越权处理箱子（女王处理政事专用的红色文件箱）的事 And here he is, overlooking the boxes.
阿卜杜勒和他的父亲都只是普通百姓 I'm afraid it's true, your majesty.
我恐怕这是真的，陛下 Abdul and his father are completely common.
呃，我们已经准备了一份卷宗 Uh, we have prepared a dossier.
你这个卑鄙小人 You despicable toads!
太荒唐了！ Racialists!
监视？卷宗? Spying? Dossier?
对付一个可怜无助的印度人？ Picking on a poor defenseless Indian?
他当然没条件跟你们对抗 Of course he doesn't have qualifications.
事情根本就不是你们说的那样 They do things completely differently out there.
难道您不知道么，老妈？ But don't you see, mama?
他利用自己的地位为自己牟利 He's using his position for his own gain.
这跟你们当中的任何一个人有什么不同呢？ And how does that make him any different from any of you?
你们竟敢轻视阿卜杜勒 How dare you look down on Abdul?
你们竟敢诽谤中伤他可怜的老父亲 How dare you defame his poor father?
小伯特，我真为你跟他们同流合污感到羞耻 Bertie, I'm ashamed that you're part of all this.
阿卜杜勒是一个忠诚、睿智、富有同情心的人 Abdul is a loyal, wise,sympathetic human being
一个为荣誉而积极上进的人 who has raised himself on his own merits.
让阿卜杜勒进来 Bring Abdul in here.
让他进来 Bring him in!
--现在 --Now,
我要你们重复我的话 I want you to repeat after me.
“我会对老师以礼相待” "I will be courteous to the munshi."
我...我会对老师以礼相待 I-i... I will be courteous to the munshi.
你 You.
我会对老师以礼相待 I will be courteous to the munshi.
小伯特，你们一起说 Bertie. All of you.
“我会对老师以礼相待” "I will be courteousto the munshi."
“我会对老师以礼相待” I will be courteous to the munshi.
事情变得很明显 It has become apparent
为了得到来自王室的尊重 that in order to get any respect from the household,
有件事需要被公开确认 one needs to be formally recognized.
在这种情况下，阿卜杜勒...我打算 In which case, Abdul...I intend
把你列入下一批受封的骑士名单中 to give you a knighthood in the next honors list.
够了！这太荒谬了！ Enough! This is absurd!
我们已经没法保护您了 We cannot protect you from this any further.
这个人已经千疮百孔，他有淋病 The man is riddled with gonorrhea!
淋病？ Gonorrhea?
是的 Yes.
嗯，陛下 Uh, your majesty.
好吧，你不是医生吗 Well, you are a doctor.
为什么你不给他治？ Why don't you treat him?
现在你们全都从我视线里消失！ Now get out of my sight, all of you!
听着 - Listen,
你这个浑身脓疱的印度瘪三 you pox-ridden Indian shit.
--你TM为什么不离她远点？ --瑞得医生 -Why don't you bloody well leave her alone? -Dr. Reid.
瑞得医生，以礼相待！ Dr. Reid, be courteous!
骑士？ Knighted?
肯定有法律 Surely there is
能禁止她这么做 some law against it.
那家伙只是个普通的印度人，看在上帝的份上 The man's a common Indian, for god's sakes.
好吧，她不能只做她喜欢的事 Well, she can't just do what she likes.
说得对 That's right.
我们忠心侍奉王室 We are the ones who make this palace work,
我们不能这样被无视 and we are being ignored
--和剥削 --是的 --对呀 -and exploited. -Yes. -Yes.
我们必须勇敢地面对这种肆无忌惮的欺凌行为 We have to stand up to this wanton bullying.
可她是女王 But she's the queen.
她是我们统治者 She's our sovereign.
她的统治完全建立 Her position is based entirely on
在我们与她订立的契约上 the implicit contract she makes with us.
如果她不放弃这种荒谬的侮辱， If she does not drop this preposterous insult,
我们都应该离开！ we should all leave!
--是的 --是的 - Yeah. -Yeah.
得有人去跟她说 Somebody has to tell her.
我们得找个代表 We should make a deputation.
我觉得应该你去 I think you should go.
你是王室工作人员的主心骨 You're the head of the household.
哦，不，我不可能去 Oh, no, i couldn't possibly go.
这会让影响这个职位（指私人秘书）名声的 It would bring the position into disrepute.
塔克夫人 Mrs. tuck.
你跟女王关系不错，对吗？ You know her very well, don't you?
可我只是负责给女王梳妆打扮 But I'm just her dresser.
你怎么样，菲普斯小姐 What about you, miss phipps?
--去吧 --Off you go.
该说的都要说出来 And don't take no for an answer.
陛下 Your majesty.
出去 Out with it.
姑娘，你没看见我在忙吗？ Girl, can't you see, I'm busy?
有件事我必须说，呃 There is something i must say that, uh...
你什么意思？ What is the meaning of this?
别抖了 Stop shaking.
我来这是请求您 I have come to ask you to...
重新考虑，呃 Reconsider the, uh...
对卡里姆先生 The elevation of...
的提拔 ...of Mr. karim.
你说什么？ What did you say?
我来这请求您 I've come to ask you
不要赐予卡里姆先生骑士称号，陛下 not to give Mr. karim a knighthood, your majesty.
凭什么不行？ Why the devil not?
王室成员要求您 The members of the household demand
放弃您的晋升计划 that you abandon your plans, your majesty.
要求？ Demand?
我们认为这是对骑士精神的羞辱 We believe that it degrades the very concept of knighthood.
他来自低种姓家族 He comes from a very low family, your majesty.
而且...他是有色人种 And... he is colored.
从我眼前消失 Get out of my sight.
你听见没有？ Did you not hear me?
陛下，我必须通知您 Your majesty, I must inform you
如果您拒绝， that if you refuse,
所有王室工作人员都会辞职 the entire household will resign.
反了 Treason.
反了你们！ Treason!
这是背叛 Treason.
老妈，闹够了 Mummy, enough is enough.
您要立即放弃老师这摊子事 You will drop this munshi business forthwith.
您老人家听见了吗？ Do you hear me?
您真的认为... Did you really think the...
王室成员会喜欢这样的侮辱？ The household would countenance such an insult?
我不会听你的 I will not be disobeyed.
不会. 您当然不会. No. No.
我容忍您已经50年了！ I have put up with you for over 50 years!
您要立即放弃，不然...? You will drop this forthwith, or...?
--不,不,不,不然怎样，小伯特？ --不然 -Or, or, or, or, bertie? -Or
我们只能让您患上精神病了！ we will have you certified insane!
并且立即远离办公室 And removed from office immediately.
这里是瑞得医生签名的文件 Here are the papers signed by Dr. Reid.
我81岁了 I am 81 years of age.
我9个孩子和42个孙子孙女 I've had nine children and 42 grandchildren,
还有千百万子民 and have almost a billion citizens.
我有风湿病 I have rheumatism,
子宫下垂 a collapsed uterus,
我有病态的肥胖，还有一只耳朵是聋的 I'm morbidly obese and deaf in one ear.
我有过11任首相 I have known 11 prime ministers
通过了2347项法案 and passed 2,347 pieces of legislation.
我在位62年234天 I've been in office 62 years, 234 days.
这样，我是历史上在位时间最长的君主 Thus, I am the longest-serving monarch in world history.
我负责5个王室 I'm responsible for five households
3000多工作人员 and a staff of over 3,000.
我爱争吵 I am cantankerous,
无聊，贪婪 boring, greedy,
肥胖，脾气暴躁 fat, ill-tempered,
有时间还自私和短视 at times selfish and myopic,
字面上和隐藏的意思都是 both metaphorically and literally.
也许我 I am perhaps
对附属于权力并不感到愉快 disagreeably attached to power
也许我不该打碎俄罗斯皇帝的彩蛋 and should not have smashed the emperor of Russia's egg.
但我绝对不可能是精神病 But I am anything but insane.
如果王室成员想违背我，那让他们放马过来吧 If the household wish to disobey me, so be it.
让他们正大光明地来 Let them do it to my face.
我要在接见室见所有人，马上 I will see everyone in the durbar room at once.
女王陛下驾到 Her majesty the queen.
关于我要进行的晋升，我知道有 I understand there is some concern
相当多的人在关注 over my desires on preferment.
我知道你们有些情绪 I understand feelings have run high.
我也知道你们宁可辞职 And I understand you have decided to resign
也要违抗我的决定 rather than withstand my decision.
你们中的任何人 If any one of you
想提出辞呈 wishes to tender their resignation,
我都会接受 it will be accepted
没有任何不良后果 without any unfortunate consequences.
但至少你们要敢做敢当！ But at least have the decency to do it to my face.
想辞职的，给我站出来 Anyone wishing to resign, please step forward.
哼 Hmm.
我想通知你们，这一时刻我已经决定 I would like to inform you that I have decided
不授予任何人骑士头衔 against awarding any knighthoods at this moment.
作为替代，你们会高兴地知道 Instead, you'll be delighted to know
我已决定授予阿卜杜勒老师 that I have decided to make the munshi
“维多利亚皇家帝国勋章” a commander of the royal victorian order
以我个人名义向其 as a special token of my personal esteem
为帝国做出的贡献表达敬意 for his services to the empire.
就这样吧 That is all.
陛下...陛下.陛下! Your ma... your majesty.Your majesty!
陛下，您怎么样？ --Your majesty, are you all right?
瑞德医生！瑞德医生！ Dr. Reid! Dr. Reid!
--瑞德医生！ --嘘，嘘，嘘，嘘 -Dr. Reid! -Shh. Shh, shh, shh.
--瑞德医生，你必须马上来！ --不，不，不，现在不行 -Dr. Reid, you must come quick! -No, no, no, not now.
--瑞德医生，默罕默德不行了！ --让那孩子走开 -Dr. Reid, it's Mr. Mohammed! -Get that boy out of here.
--陛下，您能听见我吗？ - Your majesty, can you hear me?
--陛下? --哦 -Your majesty? -Oh.
--好吧 --Okay. -Just...
--好吧，让我帮你起来 - All right, let's get you up.
我很抱歉，阿卜杜勒 I'm so sorry, Abdul.
我想是时候你该回家了，阿卜杜勒 I think it's time you went home, Abdul.
这里就是我的家 This is my home.
我目光短浅，还有点自私 I've been shortsighted and selfish.
你还年轻 You are a young man.
你人生的路还很长 You have your whole life ahead of you.
这里已经不再安宁了 It's not safe here.
陛下 Your majesty.
我们又绕回这个话题了 The vultures are already circling.
如果我不在这我该如何保护您？ How can I protect you if I'm not here?
陛下，您还会继续统治许多年的 Your majesty, you will reign for many years to come.
不，阿卜杜勒 No, Abdul.
我病了 I'm sick.
这些愚蠢的庆典会害死我 All these stupid ceremonies will kill me.
你一直是个很好的朋友 You have been a very good friend,
但你必须离开我 but you must leave me.
我是您的奴仆 I'm your servant.
只要我活着，我就会您身边 And as long I shall live, i shall be by your side.
时时刻刻 Every single day.
没人...没人能阻止我 Nothing...Nothing will stop me.
阿卜杜勒，我是你的女王 Abdul, I am your queen.
陛下，我是您的老师 Your majesty, I'm your munshi,
我永远都不会离开您 and I will never leave you.
你是个傻瓜 You are a fool.
但是我敬佩你 But I adore you.
我想你应该通知凯撒（德国皇帝凯撒-威廉二世，女王之孙） I think you should inform the kaiser.
阿卜杜勒，啊，阿卜杜勒 Abdu... Abdul, uh, Abdul.
是我，妈妈，还有您的孙子，威廉 It's me, mummy, and your grandson, Wilhelm.
我的老师在哪？ Where is my munshi?
凯撒在呢 The kaiser.
--我要我的老师 --嘘，嘘 -I need my munshi. -Hush, hush.
一切都会好的 Everything will be all right.
我要...我要老师. 我要... I want... I want the munshi. I want mun...
你最好别惹她伤心 Don't you dare upset her.
我要单独跟老师说话 I want to talk to the munshi alone.
呃，陛下，我觉得也许 Uh, I think perhaps, your majesty...
我说单独的 I said alone.
年轻的时候 When I was young...
我曾经渴望死亡 I used to long for death.
现在，当生无可恋的时候 Now, when there is nothing to live for,
我的每次呼吸却都紧紧抓住生命 I cling to life with every breath.
我害怕，阿布杜勒 I'm scared, Abdul.
不要害怕 Don't be scared.
“听着，小水滴， "Listen, little drop,
"无怨无悔地放弃自己， "give yourself up without regret,
”大海将成为你的归宿 "and in return you will gain the ocean.
“放飞你自己 "Give yourself away,
”在宽广的海洋中 "and in the great sea
你将得到安宁.“ you will be secure."
鲁米（伊斯兰教苏菲派诗人）的诗 Rumi.
你是个好老师，阿布杜勒 You are a teacher, Abdul.
每个人都知道鲁米 Everybody knows rumi.
阿拉才是我们的导师 Allah is the teacher.
爱才是全部 Love is the whole.
我们只是微尘 We are only pieces.
我一直觉得 I keep thinking...
我在坠落 I'm falling.
坠落 Fall.
一切都会好的 All will be well.
您要去往平静安宁之地了 You are about to go to a much safer place.
永恒的 "The banquet hall...
盛宴 Of eternity."
是的 Yes.
永别了 Good-bye...
我的女王 My queen.
永别了 Good-bye.
保重 Take care,
我... my s...
亲爱的孩子 Sweet son.
让她睡吧 Let her sleep.
有人来了 Someone's coming.
我悲痛地宣布 I grieve to say
女王陛下于6点30分驾崩 her majesty passed away at 6:30, precisely.
国王万岁！ Long live the king.
--让开！ --拉什达！拉什达！ -Out of the way! -Rashida! Rashida!
我要所有与她有关的东西 I want every last thing that's connected to her.
嘿！ Hey!
阿布杜勒！阿布杜勒！ Abdul! Abdul!
阿布卜勒，他们所有东西都烧了！
我要你离开这 I want you out of here.
马上 Immediately.
陛下 Your majesty...
收好
珍藏好
早上好，陛下 Good morning, your majesty.
您今天怎么样？ How are you today?
拿着，我的爱人
阿卜杜勒于1901年回到阿格拉